COGS & DATS

A Horse Racing & Breeding Game 

After their horse milk empire collapsed thanks to the devastating arrival of pig milk, Beaker the dog and Pushinka the cat must pivot their 17 unemployed horses into a racing stable. Breed champions, watch dramatic races, place bets, and climb from bankruptcy to glory.

HOW TO PLAY

STABLE - View your horses, check their stats, rename them, sell the duds, or hit MUTATE to scramble one into something new.

RACE - Enter up to 3 of your horses into a race, pick a track, bet on a winner (yours or an opponent), and watch the chaos unfold. Horses stumble into walls, launch off ramps, bounce on trampolines, and explode if they run backwards.

BREED - Combine two horses for a foal with blended stats, or switch to WILD BREED and splice a horse with a fish, motorcycle, rocket, ghost, pizza, banana, hot duck, pig, or 5 other ridiculous things. Each wild breed creates a mutant with unique visual mutations and trait abilities that activate during races.

UPGRADES - Invest your winnings into your stable empire. Refurbish the track, build a horse spa, buy a beach house, and work toward retirement... or total pig milk industry domination.

FEATURES

• 13 Wild Breed Items - Fish, Motorcycle, Running Shoes, Rocket, Cactus, Toaster, Lightning Bolt, Pizza, Ghost, Boombox, Diamond, Banana, Hot Duck, and Pig. Each with unique voxel mutations, stat modifiers, and race abilities.
• 16 Random Nonsense Bits - Breed with a Hot Duck and your horse might sprout a propeller hat, jetpack, disco ball, toilet plunger, or spaghetti mane.
• 4 Tracks with ramps, trampolines, and winding curves.
• 6-Horse Spectator Races with dynamic camera, slow-motion finishes, dramatic replays, and live commentary.
• Betting System with calculated odds based on stats, traits, and abilities.
• Horse Management - Rest days, injuries, aging, selling, and a spa to keep your stable healthy.
• 9 Upgrades from Track Refurbishment to the ultimate Pig Milking Farm.
• Retirement Savings with 6% compound interest per race day.
• 2 Win Conditions - Retire with 1,000,000 Cogs, or buy the pig milk industry for 3,000,000 and conquer everything.
• Full 3D Intro Cutscene telling the story of Beaker, Pushinka, and the Horse Milk Emporium disaster.
• Auto-Save - Progress persists in your browser.
• Sound & Fullscreen toggles. Mobile-responsive layout.

CONTROLS

• Mouse/Touch - Click everything
• M - Mute/unmute
• F - Fullscreen
• SPACE - Skip intro / dismiss screens

TIPS

• Horses need REST between races. Rotate your roster.
• Older horses get injured more often. Breed replacements.
• Wild breeding costs more but can produce overpowered mutants.
• The Horse Spa (10,000 Cogs) is the best early upgrade.
• Invest in retirement savings early - 6% compound interest adds up fast.
• Duck-bred horses unlock the QUACK SURGE race ability.
• Hit MUTATE (75 Cogs) on a boring horse for a cheap gamble.
• There are 2 secret species, can you breed them?

Now with at least some mobile support!